The best of joy, the best of cheer for Christmas and the coming year

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas

That feeling you get on Christmas Eve

Season’s Greetings. Have a great holiday season.

Daschund Reindeer Christmas

Our lawyer sure knows how to negotiate a contract

Please note: Christmas has been cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this year. He died laughing.

On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen! Haul my fat carcass around the world at warp speed while I

On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I’m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10

I don’t know what to do, the more I run the more weight I seem to put on

Merry Christmas, Beloved Humans

May your days be merry and bright this holiday season

Merry Christmas

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season.

May your Christmas be merry and bright

Merry Christmas

Jesus is the reason for the season

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

I’m not Santa (but you can still sit on my lap)

I feel like nobody really likes me… Fruitcake.

I made myself a snowball, as perfect as could be, I thought I’d keep it as a pet, and let