On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I’m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, five drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin, and a creep who won’t stop inboxing me.