On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen!

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On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen! Haul my fat carcass around the world at warp speed while I sit here stuffing my cake-hole with cookies!

Needless to say, “Joker,” the ninth tiny reindeer, didn’t keep his job very long.

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