The best of joy, the best of cheer for Christmas and the coming year
Season’s Greetings Have a great holiday season
Season's Greetings. Have a great holiday season.
Please note Christmas has been cancelled
Please note: Christmas has been cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this…
Our lawyer sure knows how to negotiate a contract
Our lawyer sure knows how to negotiate a contract
On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me
On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,…
On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen!
On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen! Haul my fat carcass around the world…
I don’t know what to do, the more I run the more weight I seem to put on
I don't know what to do, the more I run the more weight I seem…
May your days be merry and bright this holiday season
May your days be merry and bright this holiday season
May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane
May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap
I'm not Santa (but you can still sit on my lap)
I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt
I made myself a snowball, as perfect as could be,
I made myself a snowball, as perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it…
I feel like nobody really likes me…
I feel like nobody really likes me... Fruitcake.