The best of joy, the best of cheer for Christmas and the coming year

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas

Season’s Greetings. Have a great holiday season.

That feeling you get on Christmas Eve

Daschund Reindeer Christmas

Please note: Christmas has been cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this year. He died laughing.

Our lawyer sure knows how to negotiate a contract

On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I’m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10

On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen! Haul my fat carcass around the world at warp speed while I

Merry Christmas, Beloved Humans

I don’t know what to do, the more I run the more weight I seem to put on

May your days be merry and bright this holiday season

Merry Christmas

May your Christmas be merry and bright

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season.

Jesus is the reason for the season

Merry Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer

I’m not Santa (but you can still sit on my lap)

I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

I made myself a snowball, as perfect as could be, I thought I’d keep it as a pet, and let

I feel like nobody really likes me… Fruitcake.